I’m immortal, in an ‘I published a book’ kind of way.

I published a book. I’m immortal now, like Ozymandias. [i] I’ll exist long after the last tree has fallen and the last river has turned to dust.

Or not. I have seller’s remorse. The temptation to log onto my account and undo what’s been done is enormous: that this mirrors bulimia, the theme of the book, is one of those amusing coincidences life throws at you, but not, I suspect, ironic.

It’s not that I’m not excited. I’m thrilled there’s a book with my name on it. I’m amazed I got it done. It was more work than I anticipated, and I’m less perfect than I thought. The editing and formatting were work. I made it, however, and under my self-imposed deadline. Unfortunately, since publishing, the “not worthy” gremlins have been busy.

My inside voice is convinced this isn’t a “real” book. It’s a compilation, so it doesn’t count. I am, therefore, not a real author.

The “not a real book” evaluation excludes other compilation and anthology books in existence, of course. Only mine is not a book-proper. The gremlins ignore that I wrote the essays I compiled.

It also doesn’t count because the compilation wasn’t my idea. I have an incomplete novel and an autobiography-in-process that I can claim if I ever finish (my inside voice thinks this unlikely). This one, however, shouldn’t be credited to me. [ii]

Finally, it doesn’t count because it’s self-published. If this were an actual book, agents and publishing houses would be outside my house with their stereos blasting “In Your Eyes” while their henchmen ferried contracts of gold to my porch in a desperate and to-the-death competition for my manuscript. [iii]

I did consider sending queries to agents and the like, but rejection wasn’t something I wanted to risk. Plus, the query process is stressfully complex: learning to levitate would be easier.  Self-publishing comes with checklists, and I like organization. I like ticking things off when I’m done.

The end result is “From Famine to Feast: my thoughts about my eating disorder,” a collection of twelve essays from my eponymous blog. I included the most popular pieces: I assumed they resonated the most with readers. There’s an introduction, some back matter, and an adorable picture of me as a child as well.

My “not a book” is currently available on Kindle and as a paperback: it will be available on other eBook platforms after June 2021. [iv]

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[i] “Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.” From Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley (poem, 1818). It’s a favourite poem. I wrote an atrocious essay about it in grade twelve.

[ii] It was my psychiatrist’s idea. As I mention in the book (shameless plug), it felt like a find-value-in-living project.

[iii] I have a robust fantasy life. I’ve never watched “Say Anything.” (film, 1989) I feel like a generational-traitor.

[iv] If you’d like a copy to review, send me a message and I can email you a copy. As soon as I hear back from Amazon on how to do that: I’m having issues.

28 thoughts on “I’m immortal, in an ‘I published a book’ kind of way.

    1. I read the intro to “Honor.” I loved it and plan to pick it up: at first I thought it was just your experience: it felt like mine.

      Just click one of the links 😊

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  1. Okay, this was really interesting to read and now I am really curious to read the book. I loved this intro as well “I’m immortal now, like Ozymandias. [i] I’ll exist long after the last tree has fallen and the last river has turned to dust.”. Ps. Congrats on the book!

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  2. Dew

    Hi Em, You are a genius and I applaud you. You have published something whether its self publishing or not. it is a great achievement and a stepping stone to the next works you will publish. Take courage and make time to finish your novel and autobiography. I too have things that I doubt I will finish and will be able to publish but I will follow your footsteps and self-publish it as I am not too good with rejection. Congrats my friend and thank you for the encouragement. Xx. Dew

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  3. Omg congrats on publishing your book! I read ur post when you said your therapist suggested you compile the most viewed posts and gather them into a book, so I borrowed the idea and did that too with my posts. I had already published 8 minibooks on Amazon but they weren’t selling so I needed a fresh idea for a book, since my novel idea is stuck. So thank you to you and your therapist for the idea.

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    1. Thank you and you’re welcome. I love the idea of little books – Thich Nhat Hanh did the same thing with some of his meditation writing. You’re in good company 😁

      Promotion, though, that’s the worst.

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